I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

(No Subject)

Hello there,
I hope you're having a spectacular start to your week.
I love your stunning smile and the fact that you like to head to the slopes, tells me you're a bit of an adventurous girl.

Why not say hello? I'd love to hear from you.
Take care,
-Martin

(No Subject)

what's up I thought you seemed pretty chill so I wanted to write and say hellloooo I am moving to the la area soon thought I would say hello and meet some new people before I moved so drop me a line!

hey hey..

I'm Jeff. I think you are really cute and have a very interesting profile. I would really like to get to know more about you. I bet we have a lot in common.
Very passionate person, love food, cooking, art, entertaining, laughter, outdoors, adventure. I work in hospitality and grew up in family restaurants. I am a transplant to LA, been here 5 years and I love it.
I would say.. I may tend more towards goofy than regular... can get along with any type of people and love going out to new places. I am a bit of a closet nerd as well and love learning ALWAYS..
reading, music, painting, hiking, beaching, sports...
would really love to chat some more with you some time!! We'd have a lot to talk about
cheers-
jeff

i challenge you to a calf-off.

now that i think about it, i'm not sure what that would consist of. i guess it would be a lot of stairs.

how's your weekend?

Hi

Hello, my name is Shawn. I sent you a message a little while ago and received no reply. However, your profile is so intriguing and of course you are very cute so I could not give up after one try. If you would like to chat sometime send message. Choa

Wink

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!

AtomAntkp

I know, I know, no pic and I'm too old for you. Please forgive me. But I had to tell you what a cute pic that was with you, the guitar and the baby. Also, my calfs are almost (I say almost) as excellent as yours. I think it's the ball room dancing. Please forgive me. As one 'keeper' to another 'Goofy', enough of my friends were able to meet descent people among the ????? that it seems worth trying this on line stuff. Why we use silly nick names I don't know, just a little fun I guess. In any event, what a sweet, focused lady you come across as. Your profile was really refreshing and down to earth. I am looking for someone to talk to and be friends with right now. If the chemistry is there, mind, body and soul then so be it, life gets sweet real fast. I'm in engineering and real estate investments and enjoy the challenge of both. However, it does keep me pretty busy so I need to adjust my priorities. I am looking for a friend who is intelligent and witty, with a dash of class and tease, who can stand by my side. I would have liked to get to know you better sharing our experiences and beliefs but I'm afraid were just two ships passing in the night. If you want, and trust me with your email I will send you a pic which is only fair. AtomAntkp. (A nick name my friends give me.) Good luck in your quest. You're the best.

Wink

Let's hangout sometime. We have similar interests.

Hey there...

You seem like a really great woman! What do you do in the aerospace industry?

Cheers,
Mike

(No Subject)

Hi my name is Marc. I am new to this, my bro made me sign up. Your really pretty and from your profile you seem chill and down to earth. I would like to get to know you better. Message me if you want to have convo.

Wink

hey miss :)

Hi!

Hey there,

Loved reading your profile - I *totally* want to get to know a girl that doesn't go for the bad boys (I thought to myself, "Those exist?!?").

Anyway, I'm a major undercover (and sometimes not-so-undercover) nerd who thinks his calves can hold their own against yours. I'm just sayin'. Also, I love Vietnamese food - my dad has been working over there and introduced me to it about five years ago. I've been hooked since - so much so that I'm going over there for a week in January.

Would love to get to know more about you - drop me a line if you're interested.

Best,
Aubrey

Well...

...you have too many awards and a rarely respond....but Im typing anyway so Hello :)

(No Subject)

U got some nice and crazy teeth lol

hi!

Hello!

I am new at this, I thought I would give it a try

I saw your profile and seemes like we have afew things in common, we can talk or chat sometime.

Dont know what we do from here on, do we exchange phone #'s or do we chat online.

looking forward to it,

Vahid

You calves have another thing coming.

I BIKE everywhere so Nueh ( is that how you spell it?)

most recent news on Anchorman 2 http://itn.co.uk/c09f0f8b20dd41ff41576e53debab321.html

My friends are amazing too.

Aerospace freaking rocks, my friend Holly is working on space trips!

say hi!

nice guys...

So I am just now getting over the theory nice guys finish last. So to hear you say you are looking for a nice guy makes me feel a little good about that. I know what you mean about being with cool peoples and just about anything can be fun. I was telling that to someone the other day.

You seem like cool peeps would love to get to know you better. hit me up soon.

Hey

What's up sweetheart very nice profile with pictures to match. What in the world you doing single? Also have you been on the east coast if not do you plan to come on out here?

Wink

so your a sucker for a nice guy with a sweet smile, your just in luck thats me... And i guess it works out cuz im a sucker for a smart/sweet girl with a great smile...

hey gorgeous i exist

Dear Princess,
How are u doing, I wish I can say its bean along time seen we have talked, however I have not been fortunate enough to know.

Anyways your smile & eyes say it all. Your picture resonates positive energy & adventure.

I just moved to LA all after 5 years of traveling, I'm working & going to graduate school. I would really like to get in touch you, with lets chat , go out , hookup etc.

Sincerely
Ari

That is the cutest thing I've seen all year.

You serenading that baby and she's all smiling!!! I'd like to take you out someplace nice and treat you with class. If we get along and you want to see me again I'll write you a theme song and you will totally love it and want to sing it all the time. I'm a working actor but I'm really a rock musician, and I write pop rock songs that kids like to sing along to. I've played for babies too and gotten the same reaction which is really cool when it happens 8) Anyway you seem amazing so hit me back if you like 8) you're like sunshine

hi

Hi! my name is Ashish, like A-sheesh kebob... your smile caught my eye, and want to know you better.
I love asia! ive travelled and taught english in korea, and travelled around, and found it amazing!
My secret talent is dancing like michael jackson. I enjoy watching movies and cuddling, travelling to exotic places, and laughing
look forward to your email :)

(No Subject)

how do you do? I love your profile and photos, I think that you'll really enjoy mine as well, if not more so and it may even wobble your knees some

(and then a little while later after I did not respond...)

I think we can really hit it off

(and more time passes)

Can we please chat?

(and then)

Sorry but, do I not interest you???

(I have to give him credit for being persistent... but that's what I say about stalkers too.)

hi

hey there, just wanted to let you know that you're very pretty, ok buhbye

wow

just dropping by to let you know touching the photo of you singing to your niece is to me. you can really see how much see enjoys it. just beautiful.
keep up the great work!

Hola

My name is Charlie Brown...
I am 27, Latino and live in the
Downtown LA area.

I really liked your
profile...straight and to the
point!
also...Muy Bonita!!!

Just thought i'd say HI

maybe we can chat sometime

(No Subject)

Hi. i love ur pics ur look so beautiful and i do love more that pic whit ur neice. wow

Can We

Oh, and you have an INSANELY nice smile. XD

Wink

hey cutie, whatcha up to?

goofy

So, on the slopes I am a goofy snowboarder. Hope that's ok! haha

Let me guess... you work in finance? I used to work in finance a few years back. Now, drum roll please, I am an attorney. I've spent the last year at an education nonprofit. I will be starting at a law firm in a few weeks doing more corporate law work.

What's your favorite neighborhood(s) in LA? I am a downtowner, but used to live near Culver City.

Hope you like coffee/tea...

-Marcin.

Your leg muscles!

I want them. How can I make them mine?! Especially the calves :P

(No Subject)

per your profile, you reply very selectively, how lucky l`m
So I can say anything l want to you, since you will not reply :)
just kidding, you`re pretty :)

rocket scientist

you may be the only aerospace engineer I know who doesn't have thought wrinkles creasing her brow. as you can tell, I also work in the aerospace industry by dint of the fact that I have a flying cape.

what's your baking specialty? do you have any leftovers I could nibble on? 


you smile even in your sleep, don't you?:)

(No Subject)

hi do you surf?

(No Subject)

You know, OkCupid did a statistical analysis, and found people who smile in their photos are on average viewed as less attractive. Obviously, it's not true for you, but it makes me question why I'm smiling in my pics. No, my smile isn't toothy - I guess it looks more like a grin or a smirk...

ok ..yea i have to get to know you

first off you are absolutely gorgeous and you have the most amazing smile ..i hope what u said in your profile is true and you really are always smiling....second off you seem like a very intelligent and down to earth girl and to be honest from what i read u seem too good to be true lol so messsage me next time your on because now that u got me all caught up i def gotta get to know you ...ps...i am a nice guy and i think my smiles alright lol so hopefully ull be a sucker for me..really hope to hear from ya hope your days going well

(No Subject)

What's up girl, you look good to me. Let me know if you like what you see.

(No Subject)

Your ethnicity is Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared. Really?

hehe :)

saw your comment, "If you're not smiling in at least one of your pics, please don't even bother. :)"

and thought to myself, aww..this should be easy...i'm always smiling. Come to realize that of my 4 pics, only 1 =(. I'll have to remedy that soon.

You however have a beautiful smile so I was happy to see it. I especially loved your introspective pic (with the scarf and cap) while my favorite has to be the one with your niece.

I enjoyed reading your profile and love your positivity. I try to look at life the same way. To be honest, just reading your profile makes me believe you are just full of energy =). What do you define as an "undercover nerd" ;) ?

hope you are having a good day and looking forward to hearing from you.

ray

I'm totally goofy

on a surfboard, but I can ride switch on a snowboard.

Hello

I enjoyed reading your profile and was happy to read that you listed Better off Dead as one of your favorite movies. I love that movie and it's highly underrated. It's also cool that you're an undercover nerd. I read that as you have a good balance. I would describe myself the same way.

Anyway, I invite you to check out my profile and rspond if you'd like to get to know me. If not, keep on smiling and good luck with your search.

Adios,
David.

(No Subject)

a pretty girl AND you play the guitar? very nice

Hi ! I like your profile

How are you?

My name is Victor, how is your day going?

hello

My name is CESAER nice to meet you
what are your plans for this weekend?
hope to hear from you ok
p.s. your very gorgeous by the way (:

(No Subject)

very kind of you to play for your baby relative

(No Subject)

you are soo sexy

hey

how are you girl!! what are you doing this early in the morning?

Wink

hey grl just wanna holler..any fun plans for the weekend? hit me back

remember me?

all I wanted to know was are you goofy or regular? Geez, is that too much to ask? JK... I just got on here for the first time in a while and saw your profile, then saw that i'd messaged you back in July. So i thought i'd try writing you again. I think you have a beautiful smile from your pictures, and that you say you are always smiling means good things for this world. We need more smiling people runnin' around.

Wink

I am a nice boy with a nice smile and you seem to be an attractive girl that I have a ridiculous amount in common with as our percentage might indicate. My name is Manny and I would really like to get to know you, if you're up to it. Get back to me when you can. :)

wow

you hot baby.. let get together

(No Subject)

what do you sing for your niece? get a lot of request for The Wiggles? i think i my niece probably hopes i learn to play Dora the Explorer

You sound just like the person I want to know

Wow. That's an impressive profile you have going on there. I must say it puts mine to shame, however only my profile though and not me as the person. You sound like a great person to know and definitely one I would like to hang with. You pics look great by the way. Shoot me a message and lets get to know each other a bit and maybe, just maybe, we can set up a playdate. I'll talk to you soon. :)

Nick

So I don't know if there's a such thing

as a perfect gal but you're a damn fine catch! You seem like a sweet gal and you're into a lot of the same things as I and you're into surfing and playing guitar, two things that are on my "learn to do before I die" list. Drop me a line sometime, let's chat.

(No Subject)

Hi Beautiful One My name is Jeff. I'm looking for love, true love. Someone I can spend quality time with, to love unconditionally forever, to take care of. I am recently divorced and long for that companionship of a women. I cook and I will do everything possible to make you and keep you happy. I'm sick and tired of the games. I am very serious here and want to meet someone now here in southern california for a long lasting relationship that may lead to marriage. I'm a good man who has been through a lot and knows how to take care of a woman and treat a woman. My divorce you may ask? My wife decided she wanted to be with a woman instead of a man. A decision she made long before we ever met. I ONLY WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING AND WANT A GOOD MAN IN THEIR LIVES WITH NO GAMES. I just been hurt by someone who decided to play games with my heart. I have a lot of love to give to the right woman. I have a lot to offer. I have a lot of love, trust, respect, honesty, understanding, faithfulness, loyalty, and fun. I'm 43 and I know how to have fun with the best of them. When I love someone I love them unconditionally forever. I never try to change them into someone they are not or into someone I want them to be. I accept her for who and what she is. I'm tired of having my heart broken. I want someone to love me for me. So if you are honestly and truly looking for a good man who will love you forever and take good care of you, lets see where we can take this. Please contact me at 714-610-XXXX 714-610-9844 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin end_of_the_skype_highlighting or 714-679-XXXX714-679-0494 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin. i WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO IS SERIOUS AND TRUE ABOUT MEETING A GOOD MAN, HOPEFULLY THAT IS YOU.

:-)

Good Guy here and I'd love to take you out sometime.

Hi

So i am going to star out with a simple HI and see how it ..works, so here it goes . (((( HI ))))....E mail me back I am kinda cute ..some times =-)

(No Subject)

yo... should i move to la?

(No Subject)

Hrmm. This is embarrassing. I... Boo. :(

(No Subject)

hey. Would you mind talkin for a bit? I had a crazy night yesterday. and could really use some advice.

hi

I love your profile you seem like my kind of a women. I am originally Brooklyn NY i been in LA for a while but i am still not happy here. Bad Italian food, fake people, and too many want a be movie stars lol. I live in Glendale and i feel like i am the only Italian here lol. I would love to know more about you so don't be shy to drop me a line lol. love your sexy eyes. Can i be your italian stallion lol?

Frank.

:)

you have the prettiest smile .. I bet all the guys say dat

Hi

Just was checking out your profile and thought I would take a chance through here.  My Names Ben and your profile is great.  I love that you say you are very positive person and love to be outdoors with the sun shining.  I am definitely interested in what you do aerospace wise.  Oh and you're a very beautiful woman.  A little about me, I was in the Army for 5 years and did government contracting in Iraq where my job is still based out of but because of knee issues I have had to come back to the states.  I am getting a knee surgery on 21 September which should put me back to where I need to be to be as active as I like to be.  I also have recently gotten into cycling and am wondering why I ever stopped doing that stuff.  It's so much fun and I get to see the city in which I live while still be open to the environment surrounding me instead of being enclosed in a car.  I do own a SUV but am having more fun just riding.   I am currently a full-time student while I get disability from my company and will be rehabbing from this knee surgery.  My plan is to be moving out to LA by January time frame if the rehab and everything goes as planned otherwise it will be in May after the winter semester.  I love to travel and am very spontaneous with life.  I am starting to settle a bit now that I am in college and actually love going to school.   Have a great day.

Ben

(No Subject)

what's your favorit movie?

(try checking the section that lists favorite movies.)

Howdy Partna?

I was wondering if you liked what you saw? Don't worry im not the cyber freakout kind just an honest answer. Cause your how we say in spanish Muy caliente, Don't applaud yourself just yet sweetie cause you got more awards then claps from my section of internet !

Wink

Your profile just hit me like a speedbump so I thought I'd take two secs to write you with a smile and a few words you seem rad. Hope you have a great day and lmk if you think same.

Peace,
Roberto

holy crap...

you do have rock solid calves!...
i like the fact that you are an undercover nerd...great way to put it by the way!

What is your favorite Southern food? i'm from the south is why i ask...

nice to meet you!

gReg.

(No Subject)

hola. yo hablar poquitou espanol

hi

wow....95% match...you are only 5% less cool than me. great! :P

Hi

I'm new to this site. I like what I read on your profile. From what I read on your profile and our answers to many of the questions we've answered, we have a lot in common. You seem to be my kind of person. You're also gorgeous to boot. Message me back so you can get to know me better if you want.

hey

sup goffy dang gurl u cute but u got hella awards from random dudes that kinda intimidates me ....haha jk but seriously tho u should let me buy u a drink or sumthing ehh?

Aerospace sounds fun

Hello Ms. Optimism,

Your profile was nice, very down to earth and honest. I especially liked, and I quote, "It's not about what I do, but the company I keep." I think this speaks highly of you, as it shows you have a good heart and love for you friends/family. This is a very important commodity to have and lacking in many people.

I must know: what makes nerdy? You mentioned it a couple times, but the only thing I could see that was semi-nerd was that you work in the Aerospace industry. In reality, I think falls on the "cool" side though :) What exactly do you do that allows for you to save money and make things run smoother?

-Phil

What year is your....

Wrangler? and colour too? yes I added the U, cuz I'm Canadian.
You don't seem the Offroad type, or I am mistaken? I'm on my 3rd Wrangler now... 2010 "SURF" Blue, when I saw that colour in the catalogue, I knew right away I had to have it.
What are you better at? Surfing or Riding?
I tried Surfing (course I didn't take any lessons) and, wow, that is damm hard, respect if you can catch the big waves and make it to shore...
Been boarding for years now, and I get much more satisfaction going down the mountain coasting for 15 minutes+
You ever been up here to Whistler Blackcomb?

Wow, amazing smile!

You could light up a room with that! Just wanted to pass that along. Hope your labor day weekend was great.

chris

Hey

Hey. How are you? Are you really all those many ethnicities?

Caleb

Wink

Roses are red. Violets are blue. this former northern california guy would like to get to know you!

Question

Why is an educated, beautiful woman like you on here?... Hmmm... Are you real lol? I digg your smile!

Jason. :-)

hii

ooh !
Finally a cute girl on this site haha
Hello.
I am Will.
I hope we get to know each other. We live so close!

Lol...

It looks like you have a lot of "fans" on here!

(No Subject)

Oh gawd. I just wanted to say the picture of you serenading your niece practically made me keel over it was so cute.

(No Subject)

Hi how are you doing, well I a,m doing alright... I read your profile and you seem like someone I would like to go to know and think we could really hit it off. I have been sitting here trying to think of what to say, it's so hard to try to spark interest with someone through an email so I am just at a lost for words, which is really weird for me. That and I am pretty new to the idea of trying to meet someone to date through emails, moved on to this because I just haven't been meeting the right type of woman elsewhere. Well I am sorry but I really don't know what to say, so if you have any questions please feel free to ask me and if you have already found someone and I am too late good luck. Have a great long weekend.

You have an...

... an intriguing profile.

The picture of your serenade is priceless. Apparently, the sound of it mustn't be too bad either or else she wouldn't seem so pleased with it.

Take care and enjoy the holiday,

Matt

Hi

My name's Tijani. I would like you to be my friend. Care if I get to know you much better? I love hearing from you.
kiss

Wink

Hi..nice eyes. Can I borrow them? I'm sure you get that a lot but compliments never get old right? Well, just wanted to say hey. Write me back if you feel so inclined. Take cares.

-Anthony

Hi

You are the prettiest nerd I have ever seen.I'm a nerd too though,and would love to get to know you.

Burning Man

You love adventure and the great outdoors. Want to go to Burning Man today?

Smiling

Wow! You really have some pretty teeth! As a graphic designer, I tend to whiten peoples teeth in photos a lot but yours look really natural so I am sure there's no photoshoping there.

According to your profile, you are selective on who you respond to and we're only a 73% match so I don't expect a response from you but I wanted to say hello anyway! HELLO!!! =D

Come to SF

and we will go on a date and live happy ever after.

READ THIS EMAIL FIRST

Great smile!!

I realy liked your pictures and if you like mine drop me a line, I'd be very interested in learning more about you.

Call me on 814-860-XXXX 814-860-6706 begin_of_the_skype_highlight end_of_the_skype_highlighting or just respond to the e-mail either way its fine.

(No Subject)

soooo this site really wants me to message you, and, well, to be frank, I see why.

But we may need to stage a death match between calves, you'll probably win, but i'd hope as a runner I can at least go a few rounds before getting knocked out by your gams. (yea, whenever I can use silly old-timey words I absolutely will)

Surfers are always welcome

I've been on this site a couple weeks and it's been interesting to say the least. You seem really down-to-earth and fun, which isn't the easiest combo to find in this town. Where did you grow up in CA? I grew up in Chicago but I've been here about eight years.

Thought I'd reach out to say hello. Looking forward to hearing from you.

(No Subject)

can I be your slave? I will do any thing that you order me. I will kiss and massage your feet if you let me

Wink

Question; are you serious when you say you've NEVER falling for a bad boy? I'm not one of them but it's hard to believe. Every girl I know LOVES the bad guy type.

(No Subject)

you have very nice legs girl!

I will be sad...

if you're not a real person... haha... just because you seem way more well-rounded than most on here... (and that pic of you playing the guitar for your niece is hecka cute...)

I'll be leaving LA for a year (minus holidays) vin a couple weeks but I'd still like to know more about u...

Being who you say you are

Other than the fact that you just blocked me, you seem like a really cool girl. I asked about your job because working in the aerospace industry saving the company many and making things run more smoothly would describe exactly what I used to do as an industrial engineer at Raytheon. I'm curious if you do something like that too.

If there's something you see on my profile that's a total turn-off, just put it out there. But putting on your profile that you're genuinely kind and then ignoring and blocking someone who sends you a legit message, just makes you look like a fake.

I think it's awesome that you're so outdoorsy and fun and adventurous. What's a big adventure you hope to take?

(No Subject)

hey super white teeth girl!

:(

this sucks i hate being a badboy!!!

(No Subject)

(after multiple attempts of emailing me....)

ummmm.... this is the last Hollla!!! you're getting. after this.. I will go gay!

(No subject)

Good evening. How are you doing this fine evening? 

 Well, so much for that first impression.

what's up

just showing you a little love. i love my thinkers and those who keep a lot positive energy around them. if you every in the mood to chat, hit me up.

Heyo

Its weird, I look exactly like your niece when cute girls serenade me with their guitar.

Since you work in the aerospace industry, when will I be allowed to buy a trip to space? Do you have any info on a time table?

I dig your smile.

-Josh

(No subject)

Hi. How are you doing? My name is Farsh and I would like to know you.I like your pictures.Are you sure that you have entered a right age? you look younger than your age.By the way, I am a good guy. I am a student in Irvine and I live in a dorm in this city. My major is engineering in school.I just like to lick and suck. I am not dirty. I am not a person to take an advantage of someone. I haven't broken any heart. I am able to do that but I don't want to break any heart. I dont like to play with the emotion of someone. I like to be a fetish slave or a pet for you. I will make you please and happy. By the way I don't want to bother you with this message. Ignore this message if you think it is annoyi

(No subject)

hey wassup shorty

hi

WOW, I dont know where to begin. How about the fact that I just gravitated to you! Or your magnificent smile! Or maybe that I felt compelled to just say hello, send a hug.

I really hope this message finds you in good spirits. I would love to talk with you,

Gordy

hello

great profile i hope we can be friends im louis

hi...a couple of things..

Hey
1) you are probably right you're calves probably will kick my calve's butt. I have skinny asian chicken legs and I'm not afraid to admit it
2) what exactly do you do for work? I used to work at Raytheon before I started bschool...
3) let's practice French together...my french sucks nowadays.

Cheers!

(No subject)

Sorry I can't help myself, but damn you're a hottie

(No subject)

Clever clever cleverness... Charm, charm, joke. Random words to make me seem handsome... witty closing. How'd I do?

Hi, I'm William

Hi, I'm William

I guess i'll start off with something interesting to say right?..The advice column on here says i need to stand out...so here it goes.... I come by to pick you up ...i am armed with flowers and walk up to your door... you open it....Oh My Goodness....Beeaauuuutiful...You look better in person than you do online!....ok...i keep that to myself ...initially..(don't want to seem too whipped!).....We go out have a nice relaxing and comfortable evening togetherand discover that we have so much in common!...The night ends innocently.....

The following day, after our amazing connection from the previous night, i call you, and crazily enough, i ask you if you'd be interested in heading out to Las Vegas.!!!..for a day of conversation, sight-seeing, relaxation and maybe even a drink ....We end off with a romantic embrace and head on home.... Hopefully my imagination wasn't too out there, or silly ...(sigh..i tried!) ...

Well, if you are interested in learning more, please review my profile....i don't check my messages very often...so i will take a chance i suppose and leave my contact info. I hope to be able to learn more about you :)

Thanks again,

-William

Wink

I think your profile is awesome. And yes, I can be nice but you have to earn it! JK, a smart girl like you can probably smooth me over with your gorgeous looks and energy that I couldn't help it. Of course, being in the aerospace industry you need a challenge. Isn't that what a guy should always do? Oh wait, no thats for you girls. We are easy to please!

Have a good night!

(No subject)

Hello,

How are you? It's Huseyin, I'm from Turkey. I've just moved to LA from AZ. I like it so far. I like hiking, playing tennis, swimming and reading books.

I'm always interested in asian culture, i know it's very similar to Turkish culture though. I just don't like asian food :-). Maybe I didn't try something I would like though...

Anyways, I hope you would like to be friend and hope to hear from ya soon.

...

ok, ill be honest....
I red your entire profile start to finish twice.
and
I feel like we HAVE to get along. like if nothing else, we could be BFF's
lol
check out my profile and let me know what you think.
:)


Dan

(No subject)

So you really never go for bad guys? if that is true, then I am so glad to hear it. I had almost given up hope! I'm Aaron :)

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hey whats goin on my name is patrick, i think your cute n i like what ya got to say

sorry

had a weird day, was first time for me to see my father sense he started his treatment for cancer.
hope you sleep well!

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hey how are ya? what type of guy are you looking for? are you feeling naughty?

(and this is from a supposedly good Christian man)

Are you goofy or regular?

Should pick a stance (no pun intended) and make up your mind. Though I imagine your calves are impressive, I doubt they could kick my calves butt. Just saying.

Hope you have a good night.

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you have a hell of a lot of ethnicities

so

So you say you are an undercover nerd, what is the nerdiest thing you can tell me about yourself? You see i am an expert in nerd so I would like to know so I can send you your official nerd card lol.

OMG REMEMBER ME?!!!:)

lol ok sorry for the lame subject line!!:) hope i got ur attention? just tryin to be funny:) lol ! ok so I saw your ad and couldn't resist saying hi:) this is not a random cut and paste message:) hope it doesn't sound like it at least! thought you kept it real in your profile and besides being beautiful and very cute! I just had to leave a message! I am 30 yrs old stands 6ft2 tall have a 10 yr career and entrepenuer, move to socal from the east coast and jus wanna meet new people outside my circle ad maybe fall in love or find a best friend:) anyway if you cool with meeting new people with no games or drama hit me back up and see where it goes:) if not and u dont respond at least i tried ! thats all that counts:) ok take care! hope to hear from u:) sorry for the long message!!lol

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Doing a poll for a bet...dont answer if you dont like it...how many times per week do you masturbate, assuming no other guy is in the picture?

yo yo yo

WHatcha doing?

Heya

Are you a skater as well? Only ask because of your name.

What you have down for ethnicity is pretty crazy. Were you joking? Because that's pretty awesome if its true.

Anyhoo....
You sound pretty cool and I wouldn't mind chit chatting with ya. First topic of conversation: how there is no way your calves would kick my calves ass =)

Email/gchat: m---------@gmail.com
Texting:  619-xxx-xxxx

you smile almost...

as much as I do (honest! check out my photos :P). I'm optimistic and bouncing off the walls with positive energy too. Most of my friends are too cynical for my own good :P

sounds like we might get along...maybe :)

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sup ma. you like black men?

Dig your confidence...

...and your smile :)

... i fear you may be to good for me, but check me out

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I have a great smile but I'm not really a nice guy. Well, maybe a little - for instance sometimes I'll let a girl hold the door open for me, or even hold my purse.

At any rate I messaged you because you seem like a very active outdoorsy type of girl that could maybe keep up with me or even kick my ass a little from time to time. I really want to get out and experience some of what California has to offer with a kindred spirit, and it also doesn't hurt that you look like you clean up really well too.

//B


and when I looked at his profile and didn't reply....


You can't just look at me like that and not say anything. You could start by telling me 3 random interesting facts about yourself, I have an awesomely cool surf vid for ya if you do. I usually have to tell girls to smile in their profile pics, but it looks like you don't have that problem. Why are you so happy all the damn time?!

FYI - My calves can totally kick your calves' butt

Hello

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly"  Hello, My name is Ricco, and I would like to share a conversation or two with you and get the the chance to know you much better. If you want? You may text me anytime at 619-xxx-xxxx or you could y•im me (h---------4)

Some Simple Logic

Here's some simple logic:

You smile all the time. I sell toothpaste. Therefore, we would totally be a pair. Your thoughts?

Best,

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hi :) ur cute! and ur nerdiness is so not under cover lol but I like it!

Yes, your cavs are amazing

Hey, so I read that you like to play guitar (as well as saw the cute pic of you and the baby). I sorta play, just working on chords and such. Which are some of your fav songs to sing or play?

Btw, it says we are a 96% match, and 0% enemy...I pretty much HAD to write you based on these statistics.

Hello

I'm a fan of Pride and Prejudice too. I read it because I was actually interested in P&P and Zombies, but figured I would be too much the Philistine if I just read the zombies version without having read the real thing, so I read P&P it first, and I never even picked up the zombies version. What's your take on adding zombies to the mix? Irreverent fun with a classic, or a bastardized maligning of a great work?

Jason

Colette

Calling you g----- or r----- didn’t seem best way to start, so figured I’d give you a name. Took a shot and went with Colette. Classic, modern, seemed to fit. Figure you’ll let me know otherwise if you decide to write back, but meantime going with a smiling surfing slightly nerdy Colette who likes Amelie, the Way of the Peaceful Warrior, baking, and, um, getting down and dirty in the mud. So hi. Know my profile’s empty, hopefully not from lacking some sort of observation along the way of experience. Throwing out a skeleton sketch of experience/observations here, see if anything inspires. Includes a stint as a Silicon Valley corporate lawyer, to a PhD in (evolutionary) psychology, to teaching now at one of the major LA universities. Plus, an entertainment phase in between, writing and directing an independent feature with a friend, having some small success, the kind where in the aftermath you’re sent out by day to have a series of alternating monologues standing in as dialogue with production execs, and by night you meet people who tend to hold deep secrets near the surface, making for unfiltered conversations that can have kind of a beauty attached to them, but that can also be surprisingly hard to remember by the light of the next day. Suppose that’s part of the beauty of it, if that makes sense. Before that had gone to law school at Stanford, staying in the area after graduating, working at a big corporate firm with one of those nice office views, until film festivals got in the way. After spell in entertainment, parted amicably, bought an old beach home to have some quiet when needed from the mess of the city, and decided on the career as a university professor (the outdoors and architecture of a big college campus, the optimism, people in flux, creativity aspects), which explains the Ph.D. Have a little time now with the academic year in summer to write you this way too long message. Well-traveled, eclectic friends, good taste in music, film… all the usual things people say. So there you go. A bit out of your age range (leaving behind the 30s this year), but if you feel like writing back, please do. Like the positive vibe. Mark

Hello

I see that you filter anyone older than 35, and I totally understand. But even if you don't get back to me, I wanted to say that I really liked your profile. You mentioned that your smile is one of the things that people notice first about you. Well, put me in that category too. You have a fantastic smile! It's so contagious it made me smile just from your pictures! And I like your eyelashes too...

I try to keep up a bit on science, so I'm interested to hear about your job in aerospace. And, I'm always a bit turned on by girls who can speak multiple languages...

I'm an animation writer who makes my living being funny, and I do improv comedy on the side. So I like to think I'm funny and fun to be around.

I understand that I'm a bit older, but I'd be delighted if you wrote me back and gave me the opportunity to get to know you a little better.

Smiles!

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omg you look so kissable!

Not sure if you've been told...

... but you seriously look like someone from the Heavens chiseled you and graced us with your beauty. Not a smarmy pick up line, but the absolute truth.

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Hey girlie,

I"m typically just into white girls. Just thought you had a gorgeous smile. That, and I could have sworn I saw you down at Manhattan Beach watching a volleyball tourney a few weeks ago. Hope you're having a great day!

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Sorry about missing our date last night, can you ever forgive me? :)

Absolutely

Haha, your positive energy definitely comes out in your smile and profile, I enjoyed reading through it.

I have to laugh, I joke around with my friends about my fetish for calves. Something about a girl with good calves. That wasn't meant to be sketchy, its just not everyday you hear a woman talking about her calves.

Anyway, leg muscles aside you seem really cool, thought I would drop you a line.

Cheers,
arlo

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wass cookin...good lookin??? was wonderin wat wld u b called if u were a new sandwich @ McDonald's??? how bout sumthin like McGorgeous or may b McHotty :D

No bad boys?

Thank goodness... I can't understand why girls go for them. Well, actually, I guess I go for the bad girls so... I don't know what i'm saying. You're very pretty. And it says you're 80% friend, whatever that means. lol.

Stuck on you

Have you ever seen that movie Stuck on You, with Matt Damon? Ha ha, I noticed you were from Cali, and it reminded me of how he talked to that girl for years without telling her he was a conjoined twin. Ha ha, don't worry I'm not stuck to anyone. I think you're beautiful. You play guitar too. What's your favorite song to play? Matt

hey

I know you probably get this a ton but you are really beautiful and you have the most genuine smile Ive seen on here. haha You seem whitty too which Im always a fan of, anyways hit me up sometime I would love it. If not you can keep the compliments they were free. ;) haha

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Are we engaged yet...?

Just another music nerd

I used to think I'd be a rocket scientist when I grew up, but it never did work out that way. I did, however, pick up some music along the way. I have pretty eclectic tastes too. Maybe we should compare iPods some time. :P

Wow, I remember the days when I was the youngest kid on the dating sites. Now I am above girls' age preferences. How did that happen?! :o Well, understood, if you consider me too old. Otherwise, it would be nice to stay in touch.

Take care!
Scot

RE: email

Your profile caught my attention. I love that you are a free spirit...to the point of changing clothes in the middle of the world.

I hope that picture is really you and you’re not some old guy sitting in a basement petting a chicken. LOL. You should be a make-up artist.

I moved here 4 years ago from NY after getting my Masters from Columbia Univ. I am a writer. Mainly comedy. To me, humor is one of the most important things in a relationship...second only to separate bathrooms. Your bathroom counter must be a disaster, right? he he

I hope you are cool as your profile makes you out to be. Hit me back, I’ve got some questions for you.

Good luck with your search.

Scott

Oh. boy.... a replies selectively......

I was sold at the short dress.. high heels...or FLIP FLOPS!..... Total doll.... think after I move these 2000+ miles... you could save a beach day for me?.....7 weeks and counting..... SNOW??..... from Buffalo... to LA... I'll bring you some.... x AJ