Come to SF

and we will go on a date and live happy ever after.

READ THIS EMAIL FIRST

Great smile!!

I realy liked your pictures and if you like mine drop me a line, I'd be very interested in learning more about you.

Call me on 814-860-XXXX 814-860-6706 begin_of_the_skype_highlight end_of_the_skype_highlighting or just respond to the e-mail either way its fine.

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soooo this site really wants me to message you, and, well, to be frank, I see why.

But we may need to stage a death match between calves, you'll probably win, but i'd hope as a runner I can at least go a few rounds before getting knocked out by your gams. (yea, whenever I can use silly old-timey words I absolutely will)

Surfers are always welcome

I've been on this site a couple weeks and it's been interesting to say the least. You seem really down-to-earth and fun, which isn't the easiest combo to find in this town. Where did you grow up in CA? I grew up in Chicago but I've been here about eight years.

Thought I'd reach out to say hello. Looking forward to hearing from you.

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can I be your slave? I will do any thing that you order me. I will kiss and massage your feet if you let me

Wink

Question; are you serious when you say you've NEVER falling for a bad boy? I'm not one of them but it's hard to believe. Every girl I know LOVES the bad guy type.

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you have very nice legs girl!

I will be sad...

if you're not a real person... haha... just because you seem way more well-rounded than most on here... (and that pic of you playing the guitar for your niece is hecka cute...)

I'll be leaving LA for a year (minus holidays) vin a couple weeks but I'd still like to know more about u...

Being who you say you are

Other than the fact that you just blocked me, you seem like a really cool girl. I asked about your job because working in the aerospace industry saving the company many and making things run more smoothly would describe exactly what I used to do as an industrial engineer at Raytheon. I'm curious if you do something like that too.

If there's something you see on my profile that's a total turn-off, just put it out there. But putting on your profile that you're genuinely kind and then ignoring and blocking someone who sends you a legit message, just makes you look like a fake.

I think it's awesome that you're so outdoorsy and fun and adventurous. What's a big adventure you hope to take?

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hey super white teeth girl!

:(

this sucks i hate being a badboy!!!

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(after multiple attempts of emailing me....)

ummmm.... this is the last Hollla!!! you're getting. after this.. I will go gay!

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Good evening. How are you doing this fine evening? 

 Well, so much for that first impression.

what's up

just showing you a little love. i love my thinkers and those who keep a lot positive energy around them. if you every in the mood to chat, hit me up.

Heyo

Its weird, I look exactly like your niece when cute girls serenade me with their guitar.

Since you work in the aerospace industry, when will I be allowed to buy a trip to space? Do you have any info on a time table?

I dig your smile.

-Josh

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Hi. How are you doing? My name is Farsh and I would like to know you.I like your pictures.Are you sure that you have entered a right age? you look younger than your age.By the way, I am a good guy. I am a student in Irvine and I live in a dorm in this city. My major is engineering in school.I just like to lick and suck. I am not dirty. I am not a person to take an advantage of someone. I haven't broken any heart. I am able to do that but I don't want to break any heart. I dont like to play with the emotion of someone. I like to be a fetish slave or a pet for you. I will make you please and happy. By the way I don't want to bother you with this message. Ignore this message if you think it is annoyi

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hey wassup shorty

hi

WOW, I dont know where to begin. How about the fact that I just gravitated to you! Or your magnificent smile! Or maybe that I felt compelled to just say hello, send a hug.

I really hope this message finds you in good spirits. I would love to talk with you,

Gordy

hello

great profile i hope we can be friends im louis

hi...a couple of things..

Hey
1) you are probably right you're calves probably will kick my calve's butt. I have skinny asian chicken legs and I'm not afraid to admit it
2) what exactly do you do for work? I used to work at Raytheon before I started bschool...
3) let's practice French together...my french sucks nowadays.

Cheers!

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Sorry I can't help myself, but damn you're a hottie

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Clever clever cleverness... Charm, charm, joke. Random words to make me seem handsome... witty closing. How'd I do?

Hi, I'm William

Hi, I'm William

I guess i'll start off with something interesting to say right?..The advice column on here says i need to stand out...so here it goes.... I come by to pick you up ...i am armed with flowers and walk up to your door... you open it....Oh My Goodness....Beeaauuuutiful...You look better in person than you do online!....ok...i keep that to myself ...initially..(don't want to seem too whipped!).....We go out have a nice relaxing and comfortable evening togetherand discover that we have so much in common!...The night ends innocently.....

The following day, after our amazing connection from the previous night, i call you, and crazily enough, i ask you if you'd be interested in heading out to Las Vegas.!!!..for a day of conversation, sight-seeing, relaxation and maybe even a drink ....We end off with a romantic embrace and head on home.... Hopefully my imagination wasn't too out there, or silly ...(sigh..i tried!) ...

Well, if you are interested in learning more, please review my profile....i don't check my messages very often...so i will take a chance i suppose and leave my contact info. I hope to be able to learn more about you :)

Thanks again,

-William

Wink

I think your profile is awesome. And yes, I can be nice but you have to earn it! JK, a smart girl like you can probably smooth me over with your gorgeous looks and energy that I couldn't help it. Of course, being in the aerospace industry you need a challenge. Isn't that what a guy should always do? Oh wait, no thats for you girls. We are easy to please!

Have a good night!

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Hello,

How are you? It's Huseyin, I'm from Turkey. I've just moved to LA from AZ. I like it so far. I like hiking, playing tennis, swimming and reading books.

I'm always interested in asian culture, i know it's very similar to Turkish culture though. I just don't like asian food :-). Maybe I didn't try something I would like though...

Anyways, I hope you would like to be friend and hope to hear from ya soon.

I guess 38 is too old. :P

if not... write me.

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i really like your boobs

hi

you are a lovely young woman hun

(and this is from someone younger than me)

...

ok, ill be honest....
I red your entire profile start to finish twice.
and
I feel like we HAVE to get along. like if nothing else, we could be BFF's
lol
check out my profile and let me know what you think.
:)


Dan

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So you really never go for bad guys? if that is true, then I am so glad to hear it. I had almost given up hope! I'm Aaron :)

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hey whats goin on my name is patrick, i think your cute n i like what ya got to say

sorry

had a weird day, was first time for me to see my father sense he started his treatment for cancer.
hope you sleep well!

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hey how are ya? what type of guy are you looking for? are you feeling naughty?

(and this is from a supposedly good Christian man)

Are you goofy or regular?

Should pick a stance (no pun intended) and make up your mind. Though I imagine your calves are impressive, I doubt they could kick my calves butt. Just saying.

Hope you have a good night.

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you have a hell of a lot of ethnicities

so

So you say you are an undercover nerd, what is the nerdiest thing you can tell me about yourself? You see i am an expert in nerd so I would like to know so I can send you your official nerd card lol.

OMG REMEMBER ME?!!!:)

lol ok sorry for the lame subject line!!:) hope i got ur attention? just tryin to be funny:) lol ! ok so I saw your ad and couldn't resist saying hi:) this is not a random cut and paste message:) hope it doesn't sound like it at least! thought you kept it real in your profile and besides being beautiful and very cute! I just had to leave a message! I am 30 yrs old stands 6ft2 tall have a 10 yr career and entrepenuer, move to socal from the east coast and jus wanna meet new people outside my circle ad maybe fall in love or find a best friend:) anyway if you cool with meeting new people with no games or drama hit me back up and see where it goes:) if not and u dont respond at least i tried ! thats all that counts:) ok take care! hope to hear from u:) sorry for the long message!!lol

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Doing a poll for a bet...dont answer if you dont like it...how many times per week do you masturbate, assuming no other guy is in the picture?

yo yo yo

WHatcha doing?

Heya

Are you a skater as well? Only ask because of your name.

What you have down for ethnicity is pretty crazy. Were you joking? Because that's pretty awesome if its true.

Anyhoo....
You sound pretty cool and I wouldn't mind chit chatting with ya. First topic of conversation: how there is no way your calves would kick my calves ass =)

Email/gchat: m---------@gmail.com
Texting:  619-xxx-xxxx

you smile almost...

as much as I do (honest! check out my photos :P). I'm optimistic and bouncing off the walls with positive energy too. Most of my friends are too cynical for my own good :P

sounds like we might get along...maybe :)

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sup ma. you like black men?

Dig your confidence...

...and your smile :)

... i fear you may be to good for me, but check me out

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I have a great smile but I'm not really a nice guy. Well, maybe a little - for instance sometimes I'll let a girl hold the door open for me, or even hold my purse.

At any rate I messaged you because you seem like a very active outdoorsy type of girl that could maybe keep up with me or even kick my ass a little from time to time. I really want to get out and experience some of what California has to offer with a kindred spirit, and it also doesn't hurt that you look like you clean up really well too.

//B


and when I looked at his profile and didn't reply....


You can't just look at me like that and not say anything. You could start by telling me 3 random interesting facts about yourself, I have an awesomely cool surf vid for ya if you do. I usually have to tell girls to smile in their profile pics, but it looks like you don't have that problem. Why are you so happy all the damn time?!

FYI - My calves can totally kick your calves' butt

Hello

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly"  Hello, My name is Ricco, and I would like to share a conversation or two with you and get the the chance to know you much better. If you want? You may text me anytime at 619-xxx-xxxx or you could y•im me (h---------4)

Some Simple Logic

Here's some simple logic:

You smile all the time. I sell toothpaste. Therefore, we would totally be a pair. Your thoughts?

Best,

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hi :) ur cute! and ur nerdiness is so not under cover lol but I like it!

Yes, your cavs are amazing

Hey, so I read that you like to play guitar (as well as saw the cute pic of you and the baby). I sorta play, just working on chords and such. Which are some of your fav songs to sing or play?

Btw, it says we are a 96% match, and 0% enemy...I pretty much HAD to write you based on these statistics.

Hello

I'm a fan of Pride and Prejudice too. I read it because I was actually interested in P&P and Zombies, but figured I would be too much the Philistine if I just read the zombies version without having read the real thing, so I read P&P it first, and I never even picked up the zombies version. What's your take on adding zombies to the mix? Irreverent fun with a classic, or a bastardized maligning of a great work?

Jason

Colette

Calling you g----- or r----- didn’t seem best way to start, so figured I’d give you a name. Took a shot and went with Colette. Classic, modern, seemed to fit. Figure you’ll let me know otherwise if you decide to write back, but meantime going with a smiling surfing slightly nerdy Colette who likes Amelie, the Way of the Peaceful Warrior, baking, and, um, getting down and dirty in the mud. So hi. Know my profile’s empty, hopefully not from lacking some sort of observation along the way of experience. Throwing out a skeleton sketch of experience/observations here, see if anything inspires. Includes a stint as a Silicon Valley corporate lawyer, to a PhD in (evolutionary) psychology, to teaching now at one of the major LA universities. Plus, an entertainment phase in between, writing and directing an independent feature with a friend, having some small success, the kind where in the aftermath you’re sent out by day to have a series of alternating monologues standing in as dialogue with production execs, and by night you meet people who tend to hold deep secrets near the surface, making for unfiltered conversations that can have kind of a beauty attached to them, but that can also be surprisingly hard to remember by the light of the next day. Suppose that’s part of the beauty of it, if that makes sense. Before that had gone to law school at Stanford, staying in the area after graduating, working at a big corporate firm with one of those nice office views, until film festivals got in the way. After spell in entertainment, parted amicably, bought an old beach home to have some quiet when needed from the mess of the city, and decided on the career as a university professor (the outdoors and architecture of a big college campus, the optimism, people in flux, creativity aspects), which explains the Ph.D. Have a little time now with the academic year in summer to write you this way too long message. Well-traveled, eclectic friends, good taste in music, film… all the usual things people say. So there you go. A bit out of your age range (leaving behind the 30s this year), but if you feel like writing back, please do. Like the positive vibe. Mark

Hello

I see that you filter anyone older than 35, and I totally understand. But even if you don't get back to me, I wanted to say that I really liked your profile. You mentioned that your smile is one of the things that people notice first about you. Well, put me in that category too. You have a fantastic smile! It's so contagious it made me smile just from your pictures! And I like your eyelashes too...

I try to keep up a bit on science, so I'm interested to hear about your job in aerospace. And, I'm always a bit turned on by girls who can speak multiple languages...

I'm an animation writer who makes my living being funny, and I do improv comedy on the side. So I like to think I'm funny and fun to be around.

I understand that I'm a bit older, but I'd be delighted if you wrote me back and gave me the opportunity to get to know you a little better.

Smiles!

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omg you look so kissable!

Not sure if you've been told...

... but you seriously look like someone from the Heavens chiseled you and graced us with your beauty. Not a smarmy pick up line, but the absolute truth.

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Hey girlie,

I"m typically just into white girls. Just thought you had a gorgeous smile. That, and I could have sworn I saw you down at Manhattan Beach watching a volleyball tourney a few weeks ago. Hope you're having a great day!

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Sorry about missing our date last night, can you ever forgive me? :)

Absolutely

Haha, your positive energy definitely comes out in your smile and profile, I enjoyed reading through it.

I have to laugh, I joke around with my friends about my fetish for calves. Something about a girl with good calves. That wasn't meant to be sketchy, its just not everyday you hear a woman talking about her calves.

Anyway, leg muscles aside you seem really cool, thought I would drop you a line.

Cheers,
arlo

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wass cookin...good lookin??? was wonderin wat wld u b called if u were a new sandwich @ McDonald's??? how bout sumthin like McGorgeous or may b McHotty :D

No bad boys?

Thank goodness... I can't understand why girls go for them. Well, actually, I guess I go for the bad girls so... I don't know what i'm saying. You're very pretty. And it says you're 80% friend, whatever that means. lol.

Stuck on you

Have you ever seen that movie Stuck on You, with Matt Damon? Ha ha, I noticed you were from Cali, and it reminded me of how he talked to that girl for years without telling her he was a conjoined twin. Ha ha, don't worry I'm not stuck to anyone. I think you're beautiful. You play guitar too. What's your favorite song to play? Matt

hey

I know you probably get this a ton but you are really beautiful and you have the most genuine smile Ive seen on here. haha You seem whitty too which Im always a fan of, anyways hit me up sometime I would love it. If not you can keep the compliments they were free. ;) haha

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Are we engaged yet...?

Just another music nerd

I used to think I'd be a rocket scientist when I grew up, but it never did work out that way. I did, however, pick up some music along the way. I have pretty eclectic tastes too. Maybe we should compare iPods some time. :P

Wow, I remember the days when I was the youngest kid on the dating sites. Now I am above girls' age preferences. How did that happen?! :o Well, understood, if you consider me too old. Otherwise, it would be nice to stay in touch.

Take care!
Scot

RE: email

Your profile caught my attention. I love that you are a free spirit...to the point of changing clothes in the middle of the world.

I hope that picture is really you and you’re not some old guy sitting in a basement petting a chicken. LOL. You should be a make-up artist.

I moved here 4 years ago from NY after getting my Masters from Columbia Univ. I am a writer. Mainly comedy. To me, humor is one of the most important things in a relationship...second only to separate bathrooms. Your bathroom counter must be a disaster, right? he he

I hope you are cool as your profile makes you out to be. Hit me back, I’ve got some questions for you.

Good luck with your search.

Scott

Oh. boy.... a replies selectively......

I was sold at the short dress.. high heels...or FLIP FLOPS!..... Total doll.... think after I move these 2000+ miles... you could save a beach day for me?.....7 weeks and counting..... SNOW??..... from Buffalo... to LA... I'll bring you some.... x AJ