I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

Hello

I'm a fan of Pride and Prejudice too. I read it because I was actually interested in P&P and Zombies, but figured I would be too much the Philistine if I just read the zombies version without having read the real thing, so I read P&P it first, and I never even picked up the zombies version. What's your take on adding zombies to the mix? Irreverent fun with a classic, or a bastardized maligning of a great work?

Jason