I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

Heyo

Its weird, I look exactly like your niece when cute girls serenade me with their guitar.

Since you work in the aerospace industry, when will I be allowed to buy a trip to space? Do you have any info on a time table?

I dig your smile.

-Josh