I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

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I have a great smile but I'm not really a nice guy. Well, maybe a little - for instance sometimes I'll let a girl hold the door open for me, or even hold my purse.

At any rate I messaged you because you seem like a very active outdoorsy type of girl that could maybe keep up with me or even kick my ass a little from time to time. I really want to get out and experience some of what California has to offer with a kindred spirit, and it also doesn't hurt that you look like you clean up really well too.

//B


and when I looked at his profile and didn't reply....


You can't just look at me like that and not say anything. You could start by telling me 3 random interesting facts about yourself, I have an awesomely cool surf vid for ya if you do. I usually have to tell girls to smile in their profile pics, but it looks like you don't have that problem. Why are you so happy all the damn time?!

FYI - My calves can totally kick your calves' butt