I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

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soooo this site really wants me to message you, and, well, to be frank, I see why.

But we may need to stage a death match between calves, you'll probably win, but i'd hope as a runner I can at least go a few rounds before getting knocked out by your gams. (yea, whenever I can use silly old-timey words I absolutely will)