I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

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Hi. How are you doing? My name is Farsh and I would like to know you.I like your pictures.Are you sure that you have entered a right age? you look younger than your age.By the way, I am a good guy. I am a student in Irvine and I live in a dorm in this city. My major is engineering in school.I just like to lick and suck. I am not dirty. I am not a person to take an advantage of someone. I haven't broken any heart. I am able to do that but I don't want to break any heart. I dont like to play with the emotion of someone. I like to be a fetish slave or a pet for you. I will make you please and happy. By the way I don't want to bother you with this message. Ignore this message if you think it is annoyi