I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

RE: email

Your profile caught my attention. I love that you are a free spirit...to the point of changing clothes in the middle of the world.

I hope that picture is really you and you’re not some old guy sitting in a basement petting a chicken. LOL. You should be a make-up artist.

I moved here 4 years ago from NY after getting my Masters from Columbia Univ. I am a writer. Mainly comedy. To me, humor is one of the most important things in a relationship...second only to separate bathrooms. Your bathroom counter must be a disaster, right? he he

I hope you are cool as your profile makes you out to be. Hit me back, I’ve got some questions for you.

Good luck with your search.

Scott