I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

Stuck on you

Have you ever seen that movie Stuck on You, with Matt Damon? Ha ha, I noticed you were from Cali, and it reminded me of how he talked to that girl for years without telling her he was a conjoined twin. Ha ha, don't worry I'm not stuck to anyone. I think you're beautiful. You play guitar too. What's your favorite song to play? Matt