I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

Yes, your cavs are amazing

Hey, so I read that you like to play guitar (as well as saw the cute pic of you and the baby). I sorta play, just working on chords and such. Which are some of your fav songs to sing or play?

Btw, it says we are a 96% match, and 0% enemy...I pretty much HAD to write you based on these statistics.