I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

nice guys...

So I am just now getting over the theory nice guys finish last. So to hear you say you are looking for a nice guy makes me feel a little good about that. I know what you mean about being with cool peoples and just about anything can be fun. I was telling that to someone the other day.

You seem like cool peeps would love to get to know you better. hit me up soon.

Hey

What's up sweetheart very nice profile with pictures to match. What in the world you doing single? Also have you been on the east coast if not do you plan to come on out here?

Wink

so your a sucker for a nice guy with a sweet smile, your just in luck thats me... And i guess it works out cuz im a sucker for a smart/sweet girl with a great smile...

hey gorgeous i exist

Dear Princess,
How are u doing, I wish I can say its bean along time seen we have talked, however I have not been fortunate enough to know.

Anyways your smile & eyes say it all. Your picture resonates positive energy & adventure.

I just moved to LA all after 5 years of traveling, I'm working & going to graduate school. I would really like to get in touch you, with lets chat , go out , hookup etc.

Sincerely
Ari

That is the cutest thing I've seen all year.

You serenading that baby and she's all smiling!!! I'd like to take you out someplace nice and treat you with class. If we get along and you want to see me again I'll write you a theme song and you will totally love it and want to sing it all the time. I'm a working actor but I'm really a rock musician, and I write pop rock songs that kids like to sing along to. I've played for babies too and gotten the same reaction which is really cool when it happens 8) Anyway you seem amazing so hit me back if you like 8) you're like sunshine

hi

Hi! my name is Ashish, like A-sheesh kebob... your smile caught my eye, and want to know you better.
I love asia! ive travelled and taught english in korea, and travelled around, and found it amazing!
My secret talent is dancing like michael jackson. I enjoy watching movies and cuddling, travelling to exotic places, and laughing
look forward to your email :)

(No Subject)

how do you do? I love your profile and photos, I think that you'll really enjoy mine as well, if not more so and it may even wobble your knees some

(and then a little while later after I did not respond...)

I think we can really hit it off

(and more time passes)

Can we please chat?

(and then)

Sorry but, do I not interest you???

(I have to give him credit for being persistent... but that's what I say about stalkers too.)

hi

hey there, just wanted to let you know that you're very pretty, ok buhbye

wow

just dropping by to let you know touching the photo of you singing to your niece is to me. you can really see how much see enjoys it. just beautiful.
keep up the great work!

Hola

My name is Charlie Brown...
I am 27, Latino and live in the
Downtown LA area.

I really liked your
profile...straight and to the
point!
also...Muy Bonita!!!

Just thought i'd say HI

maybe we can chat sometime

(No Subject)

Hi. i love ur pics ur look so beautiful and i do love more that pic whit ur neice. wow

Can We

Oh, and you have an INSANELY nice smile. XD

Wink

hey cutie, whatcha up to?

goofy

So, on the slopes I am a goofy snowboarder. Hope that's ok! haha

Let me guess... you work in finance? I used to work in finance a few years back. Now, drum roll please, I am an attorney. I've spent the last year at an education nonprofit. I will be starting at a law firm in a few weeks doing more corporate law work.

What's your favorite neighborhood(s) in LA? I am a downtowner, but used to live near Culver City.

Hope you like coffee/tea...

-Marcin.

Your leg muscles!

I want them. How can I make them mine?! Especially the calves :P

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per your profile, you reply very selectively, how lucky l`m
So I can say anything l want to you, since you will not reply :)
just kidding, you`re pretty :)

rocket scientist

you may be the only aerospace engineer I know who doesn't have thought wrinkles creasing her brow. as you can tell, I also work in the aerospace industry by dint of the fact that I have a flying cape.

what's your baking specialty? do you have any leftovers I could nibble on? 


you smile even in your sleep, don't you?:)

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hi do you surf?

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You know, OkCupid did a statistical analysis, and found people who smile in their photos are on average viewed as less attractive. Obviously, it's not true for you, but it makes me question why I'm smiling in my pics. No, my smile isn't toothy - I guess it looks more like a grin or a smirk...

ok ..yea i have to get to know you

first off you are absolutely gorgeous and you have the most amazing smile ..i hope what u said in your profile is true and you really are always smiling....second off you seem like a very intelligent and down to earth girl and to be honest from what i read u seem too good to be true lol so messsage me next time your on because now that u got me all caught up i def gotta get to know you ...ps...i am a nice guy and i think my smiles alright lol so hopefully ull be a sucker for me..really hope to hear from ya hope your days going well

(No Subject)

What's up girl, you look good to me. Let me know if you like what you see.

(No Subject)

Your ethnicity is Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared. Really?

hehe :)

saw your comment, "If you're not smiling in at least one of your pics, please don't even bother. :)"

and thought to myself, aww..this should be easy...i'm always smiling. Come to realize that of my 4 pics, only 1 =(. I'll have to remedy that soon.

You however have a beautiful smile so I was happy to see it. I especially loved your introspective pic (with the scarf and cap) while my favorite has to be the one with your niece.

I enjoyed reading your profile and love your positivity. I try to look at life the same way. To be honest, just reading your profile makes me believe you are just full of energy =). What do you define as an "undercover nerd" ;) ?

hope you are having a good day and looking forward to hearing from you.

ray

I'm totally goofy

on a surfboard, but I can ride switch on a snowboard.

Hello

I enjoyed reading your profile and was happy to read that you listed Better off Dead as one of your favorite movies. I love that movie and it's highly underrated. It's also cool that you're an undercover nerd. I read that as you have a good balance. I would describe myself the same way.

Anyway, I invite you to check out my profile and rspond if you'd like to get to know me. If not, keep on smiling and good luck with your search.

Adios,
David.

(No Subject)

a pretty girl AND you play the guitar? very nice

Hi ! I like your profile

How are you?

My name is Victor, how is your day going?

hello

My name is CESAER nice to meet you
what are your plans for this weekend?
hope to hear from you ok
p.s. your very gorgeous by the way (:

(No Subject)

very kind of you to play for your baby relative

(No Subject)

you are soo sexy

hey

how are you girl!! what are you doing this early in the morning?

Wink

hey grl just wanna holler..any fun plans for the weekend? hit me back

remember me?

all I wanted to know was are you goofy or regular? Geez, is that too much to ask? JK... I just got on here for the first time in a while and saw your profile, then saw that i'd messaged you back in July. So i thought i'd try writing you again. I think you have a beautiful smile from your pictures, and that you say you are always smiling means good things for this world. We need more smiling people runnin' around.

Wink

I am a nice boy with a nice smile and you seem to be an attractive girl that I have a ridiculous amount in common with as our percentage might indicate. My name is Manny and I would really like to get to know you, if you're up to it. Get back to me when you can. :)

wow

you hot baby.. let get together

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what do you sing for your niece? get a lot of request for The Wiggles? i think i my niece probably hopes i learn to play Dora the Explorer

You sound just like the person I want to know

Wow. That's an impressive profile you have going on there. I must say it puts mine to shame, however only my profile though and not me as the person. You sound like a great person to know and definitely one I would like to hang with. You pics look great by the way. Shoot me a message and lets get to know each other a bit and maybe, just maybe, we can set up a playdate. I'll talk to you soon. :)

Nick

So I don't know if there's a such thing

as a perfect gal but you're a damn fine catch! You seem like a sweet gal and you're into a lot of the same things as I and you're into surfing and playing guitar, two things that are on my "learn to do before I die" list. Drop me a line sometime, let's chat.

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Hi Beautiful One My name is Jeff. I'm looking for love, true love. Someone I can spend quality time with, to love unconditionally forever, to take care of. I am recently divorced and long for that companionship of a women. I cook and I will do everything possible to make you and keep you happy. I'm sick and tired of the games. I am very serious here and want to meet someone now here in southern california for a long lasting relationship that may lead to marriage. I'm a good man who has been through a lot and knows how to take care of a woman and treat a woman. My divorce you may ask? My wife decided she wanted to be with a woman instead of a man. A decision she made long before we ever met. I ONLY WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING AND WANT A GOOD MAN IN THEIR LIVES WITH NO GAMES. I just been hurt by someone who decided to play games with my heart. I have a lot of love to give to the right woman. I have a lot to offer. I have a lot of love, trust, respect, honesty, understanding, faithfulness, loyalty, and fun. I'm 43 and I know how to have fun with the best of them. When I love someone I love them unconditionally forever. I never try to change them into someone they are not or into someone I want them to be. I accept her for who and what she is. I'm tired of having my heart broken. I want someone to love me for me. So if you are honestly and truly looking for a good man who will love you forever and take good care of you, lets see where we can take this. Please contact me at 714-610-XXXX 714-610-9844 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin end_of_the_skype_highlighting or 714-679-XXXX714-679-0494 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin. i WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO IS SERIOUS AND TRUE ABOUT MEETING A GOOD MAN, HOPEFULLY THAT IS YOU.

:-)

Good Guy here and I'd love to take you out sometime.

Hi

So i am going to star out with a simple HI and see how it ..works, so here it goes . (((( HI ))))....E mail me back I am kinda cute ..some times =-)

(No Subject)

yo... should i move to la?

(No Subject)

Hrmm. This is embarrassing. I... Boo. :(

(No Subject)

hey. Would you mind talkin for a bit? I had a crazy night yesterday. and could really use some advice.

hi

I love your profile you seem like my kind of a women. I am originally Brooklyn NY i been in LA for a while but i am still not happy here. Bad Italian food, fake people, and too many want a be movie stars lol. I live in Glendale and i feel like i am the only Italian here lol. I would love to know more about you so don't be shy to drop me a line lol. love your sexy eyes. Can i be your italian stallion lol?

Frank.

:)

you have the prettiest smile .. I bet all the guys say dat

Hi

Just was checking out your profile and thought I would take a chance through here.  My Names Ben and your profile is great.  I love that you say you are very positive person and love to be outdoors with the sun shining.  I am definitely interested in what you do aerospace wise.  Oh and you're a very beautiful woman.  A little about me, I was in the Army for 5 years and did government contracting in Iraq where my job is still based out of but because of knee issues I have had to come back to the states.  I am getting a knee surgery on 21 September which should put me back to where I need to be to be as active as I like to be.  I also have recently gotten into cycling and am wondering why I ever stopped doing that stuff.  It's so much fun and I get to see the city in which I live while still be open to the environment surrounding me instead of being enclosed in a car.  I do own a SUV but am having more fun just riding.   I am currently a full-time student while I get disability from my company and will be rehabbing from this knee surgery.  My plan is to be moving out to LA by January time frame if the rehab and everything goes as planned otherwise it will be in May after the winter semester.  I love to travel and am very spontaneous with life.  I am starting to settle a bit now that I am in college and actually love going to school.   Have a great day.

Ben

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what's your favorit movie?

(try checking the section that lists favorite movies.)

Howdy Partna?

I was wondering if you liked what you saw? Don't worry im not the cyber freakout kind just an honest answer. Cause your how we say in spanish Muy caliente, Don't applaud yourself just yet sweetie cause you got more awards then claps from my section of internet !

Wink

Your profile just hit me like a speedbump so I thought I'd take two secs to write you with a smile and a few words you seem rad. Hope you have a great day and lmk if you think same.

Peace,
Roberto

holy crap...

you do have rock solid calves!...
i like the fact that you are an undercover nerd...great way to put it by the way!

What is your favorite Southern food? i'm from the south is why i ask...

nice to meet you!

gReg.

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hola. yo hablar poquitou espanol

hi

wow....95% match...you are only 5% less cool than me. great! :P

Hi

I'm new to this site. I like what I read on your profile. From what I read on your profile and our answers to many of the questions we've answered, we have a lot in common. You seem to be my kind of person. You're also gorgeous to boot. Message me back so you can get to know me better if you want.

hey

sup goffy dang gurl u cute but u got hella awards from random dudes that kinda intimidates me ....haha jk but seriously tho u should let me buy u a drink or sumthing ehh?

Aerospace sounds fun

Hello Ms. Optimism,

Your profile was nice, very down to earth and honest. I especially liked, and I quote, "It's not about what I do, but the company I keep." I think this speaks highly of you, as it shows you have a good heart and love for you friends/family. This is a very important commodity to have and lacking in many people.

I must know: what makes nerdy? You mentioned it a couple times, but the only thing I could see that was semi-nerd was that you work in the Aerospace industry. In reality, I think falls on the "cool" side though :) What exactly do you do that allows for you to save money and make things run smoother?

-Phil

What year is your....

Wrangler? and colour too? yes I added the U, cuz I'm Canadian.
You don't seem the Offroad type, or I am mistaken? I'm on my 3rd Wrangler now... 2010 "SURF" Blue, when I saw that colour in the catalogue, I knew right away I had to have it.
What are you better at? Surfing or Riding?
I tried Surfing (course I didn't take any lessons) and, wow, that is damm hard, respect if you can catch the big waves and make it to shore...
Been boarding for years now, and I get much more satisfaction going down the mountain coasting for 15 minutes+
You ever been up here to Whistler Blackcomb?

Wow, amazing smile!

You could light up a room with that! Just wanted to pass that along. Hope your labor day weekend was great.

chris

Hey

Hey. How are you? Are you really all those many ethnicities?

Caleb

Wink

Roses are red. Violets are blue. this former northern california guy would like to get to know you!

Question

Why is an educated, beautiful woman like you on here?... Hmmm... Are you real lol? I digg your smile!

Jason. :-)

hii

ooh !
Finally a cute girl on this site haha
Hello.
I am Will.
I hope we get to know each other. We live so close!

Lol...

It looks like you have a lot of "fans" on here!

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Oh gawd. I just wanted to say the picture of you serenading your niece practically made me keel over it was so cute.

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Hi how are you doing, well I a,m doing alright... I read your profile and you seem like someone I would like to go to know and think we could really hit it off. I have been sitting here trying to think of what to say, it's so hard to try to spark interest with someone through an email so I am just at a lost for words, which is really weird for me. That and I am pretty new to the idea of trying to meet someone to date through emails, moved on to this because I just haven't been meeting the right type of woman elsewhere. Well I am sorry but I really don't know what to say, so if you have any questions please feel free to ask me and if you have already found someone and I am too late good luck. Have a great long weekend.

You have an...

... an intriguing profile.

The picture of your serenade is priceless. Apparently, the sound of it mustn't be too bad either or else she wouldn't seem so pleased with it.

Take care and enjoy the holiday,

Matt

Hi

My name's Tijani. I would like you to be my friend. Care if I get to know you much better? I love hearing from you.
kiss

Wink

Hi..nice eyes. Can I borrow them? I'm sure you get that a lot but compliments never get old right? Well, just wanted to say hey. Write me back if you feel so inclined. Take cares.

-Anthony

Hi

You are the prettiest nerd I have ever seen.I'm a nerd too though,and would love to get to know you.

Burning Man

You love adventure and the great outdoors. Want to go to Burning Man today?

Smiling

Wow! You really have some pretty teeth! As a graphic designer, I tend to whiten peoples teeth in photos a lot but yours look really natural so I am sure there's no photoshoping there.

According to your profile, you are selective on who you respond to and we're only a 73% match so I don't expect a response from you but I wanted to say hello anyway! HELLO!!! =D