I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

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Hi Beautiful One My name is Jeff. I'm looking for love, true love. Someone I can spend quality time with, to love unconditionally forever, to take care of. I am recently divorced and long for that companionship of a women. I cook and I will do everything possible to make you and keep you happy. I'm sick and tired of the games. I am very serious here and want to meet someone now here in southern california for a long lasting relationship that may lead to marriage. I'm a good man who has been through a lot and knows how to take care of a woman and treat a woman. My divorce you may ask? My wife decided she wanted to be with a woman instead of a man. A decision she made long before we ever met. I ONLY WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHO IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING AND WANT A GOOD MAN IN THEIR LIVES WITH NO GAMES. I just been hurt by someone who decided to play games with my heart. I have a lot of love to give to the right woman. I have a lot to offer. I have a lot of love, trust, respect, honesty, understanding, faithfulness, loyalty, and fun. I'm 43 and I know how to have fun with the best of them. When I love someone I love them unconditionally forever. I never try to change them into someone they are not or into someone I want them to be. I accept her for who and what she is. I'm tired of having my heart broken. I want someone to love me for me. So if you are honestly and truly looking for a good man who will love you forever and take good care of you, lets see where we can take this. Please contact me at 714-610-XXXX 714-610-9844 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin end_of_the_skype_highlighting or 714-679-XXXX714-679-0494 begin_of_the_skype_highlightin. i WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO IS SERIOUS AND TRUE ABOUT MEETING A GOOD MAN, HOPEFULLY THAT IS YOU.