I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

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how do you do? I love your profile and photos, I think that you'll really enjoy mine as well, if not more so and it may even wobble your knees some

(and then a little while later after I did not respond...)

I think we can really hit it off

(and more time passes)

Can we please chat?

(and then)

Sorry but, do I not interest you???

(I have to give him credit for being persistent... but that's what I say about stalkers too.)