I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

That is the cutest thing I've seen all year.

You serenading that baby and she's all smiling!!! I'd like to take you out someplace nice and treat you with class. If we get along and you want to see me again I'll write you a theme song and you will totally love it and want to sing it all the time. I'm a working actor but I'm really a rock musician, and I write pop rock songs that kids like to sing along to. I've played for babies too and gotten the same reaction which is really cool when it happens 8) Anyway you seem amazing so hit me back if you like 8) you're like sunshine