I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

You sound just like the person I want to know

Wow. That's an impressive profile you have going on there. I must say it puts mine to shame, however only my profile though and not me as the person. You sound like a great person to know and definitely one I would like to hang with. You pics look great by the way. Shoot me a message and lets get to know each other a bit and maybe, just maybe, we can set up a playdate. I'll talk to you soon. :)

Nick