I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

So I don't know if there's a such thing

as a perfect gal but you're a damn fine catch! You seem like a sweet gal and you're into a lot of the same things as I and you're into surfing and playing guitar, two things that are on my "learn to do before I die" list. Drop me a line sometime, let's chat.