I've been getting some interesting responses to my online dating profile. Some are incredibly sweet. Some are weird. Some are just plain offensive. Might as well share a few of them!

Heya

Are you a skater as well? Only ask because of your name.

What you have down for ethnicity is pretty crazy. Were you joking? Because that's pretty awesome if its true.

Anyhoo....
You sound pretty cool and I wouldn't mind chit chatting with ya. First topic of conversation: how there is no way your calves would kick my calves ass =)

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